Bauer Power
Last night’s episode of 24 was excellent. No surprise there, really. I mean, a bad episode of 24 is like a hamburger without beef. Jack Bauer has to be one of the most amazing TV characters of all time. His prowess never fails to bring a smile to my face. He is an absolute thrill to watch. In the spirit of Jack Bauer Appreciation Day (which is a recurring holiday—every Tuesday, in fact), below are some entertaining Jack Bauer sayings I recently discovered. Enjoy! Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. On Jack Bauer’s Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon. When bad things happen to good people, it’s probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. Jack Bauer once ar...